Welcome to Round 1 of our "Funny Quote" Caption Contest!
Look at the screenshot below and give us the funniest caption you can come up with! Think you can get the biggest laughs with you caption? Lets find out! Submit your Funny Quote in our Comments section!





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"Hey since when did lizards have no pupils?"
"Does this look infected to you?"
"Hey Piccolo is that you??? Wait a minute, since when does he have a Mohawk? and wings? And where is his wrap where he keeps his antennas from coming out?"
"Hey! Your Not Over 9,000!!!"
Hey, Quick pull my finger!
Spirit Gun!
"Oh my god you killed Krillin."
"No matter how much he focuses at my finger this guy just won't go cross eyed! Oh, wait a minute..."
"Ahhhh!, My snot has taken on a humanoid form!!!"
"Join Gokus Corner! Ya Big Lipped lizard!!"
Oh no, it's The Lizard!... waaaait wrong universe.
"Hey man!! It's been over a year since I let you borrow my Dragon Ball DVDs and I want them back...now!!!"
"Dude, what lizard dragon wear's purple pants."
"You, sir, are missing a nose."
Your zippers down....Psych!
"so it was this human that killed Kuririn... wait, since when were humans green, had wings, looked like a demon, had no pupils and had the ability to fly? either way, pull my finger"
"Mommy, look! It's a lizardasoar!"
"hey tambarine" (tambarine) "WHAT!!!!" (goku) hi! hehehe :)
"Hey! You there! What are you, a lizard? Wait...... Lizards don't have wings.... And lizards don't look at you with those googlie eyes. And are lizards supposed to wear pants? I always thought lizards were naked. And what is up with that... that... thing on your head?! It's like a Mohawk. Cut the fashion dude, you're not impressing any lizard girl with that ugly face. In fact, you're not even impressing ANY girl."
"hey ! what are you ?"
"I have finally found you Goku now lets fight but first fifteen minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance"
Very funny and appropriate DBZ: Abridged reference! +5000 Ki
"Hey...are you a Yoshi?"
"Boy you best that finger outta my face..... and yes these wings are real.... and yes I has no pupils...."
Tambourine: "Hey kid, don't point at people, didn't your mother teach you any manners"
Goku: "I didn't have a mother"
Tambourine: "Well, didn't your father teach you any manners"
Goku: "Didn't have a father either"
Tambourine: "How about your grandma"
Goku: "Nope, didn't have one"
Tambourine: "What about your grandpa"
Goku: "I did have one but he didn't tell me anything like this or maybe he was gonna but he got crushed by a giant monkey monster"
Goku: "Can we fight now"
Tambourine: "Uhhhh..."
"Hey LemonHead,Smell my Finger!!"
"For the LAST TIME, the BALLS ARE INERT!!!"
Are you a boy or a girl let me check, tap tap. Aghhghhhhhhh! What is that. Does it taste good
Haha, you got that from dbz abriged
*Just came up with a second one...
"OBJECTION!!! Namekians don't have wings!!! Your argument is invalid!!!"
"UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Tambourine: What are u looking at!
Goku: Your green! OMG!!!
Goku:"Hey you, you're that guy who killed my best friend!"
Tambourine: "Umm........no I didn't...it was ....uh.....my... twin brother....Fatius"
Goku:"Oh well you smell funny so you are definately the guy that farted!"
Tambourine:" I don't fart, I'm Namekian"
Goku:"Well...........okay I'm just bored and need someone to talk to, that does't yell at me..."
Tambourine:"Will you go away?!"
Goku:"STOP YELLING AT ME, POWER POLE EXTEND!!!!!"
Tambourine:"GYAHHHHHGHGGRRGRHGHRGRHGHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Are you a yoshi?
Aw why! No shirt or deoderant!
Goku:"Wait a minute, I saw the future, are you Pikkon's brother?"
Tambourine:"Uhh......no."
Goku:" His sister...?"
Tambourine:" I'm namekian, there is no male or female, even though I look predominately male."
Goku:"Oh...................................how'd Namekinas become trannies?"
Tambourine:"For the love of God, GO HOME KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Goku: "I know that you stole my lunch money!"
Piccollo: This may seem like a strange request, but I want to take gokus son with me and train him...
Krillin: No way! Your not fooling anyone, you want to gobble him up!
Dude, where's my car!